90 lines
3.3 KiB
Go
90 lines
3.3 KiB
Go
package main
|
|
|
|
import (
|
|
"fmt"
|
|
"math/rand"
|
|
)
|
|
|
|
// "Fun" messages that will be displayed in the footer
|
|
var funMsg = []string{
|
|
"Web scraping is not a crime.",
|
|
"Made in Sweden.",
|
|
"🙃",
|
|
"Hello.",
|
|
"<3",
|
|
"So many feeds, so little time.",
|
|
"A feed in the hand is worth two in the bush.",
|
|
"Death begets death begets death.",
|
|
"I am Eo's dream.",
|
|
"Through the thorns to the stars.",
|
|
"Freedom in an unjust system is no freedom at all.",
|
|
"Omnis vir lupus.",
|
|
"Shit escalates.",
|
|
"Break the chains, my love.",
|
|
"Sharpened by hate. Strengthened by love.",
|
|
"Hic sunt leones.",
|
|
"The Reaper has come. And he's brought hell with him.",
|
|
"Keyboard not found. Press F1 to continue.",
|
|
"The stars shine brighter when shared among comrades.",
|
|
"Zzz... 🛌",
|
|
"Generated in 0 ms.",
|
|
"Open source, open heart.",
|
|
"RSS is the new black.",
|
|
"Unsubscribe.",
|
|
"Copyright © 2004-2021 Microsoft Corporation.",
|
|
"ChatGPT made 99% of this website :-)",
|
|
fmt.Sprintf("%d is the year of the Linux desktop.", 2024+rand.Intn(100)),
|
|
":-)",
|
|
":^)",
|
|
"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)",
|
|
"pls seed",
|
|
"My life for Aiur!",
|
|
"For the swarm!",
|
|
"Do not the cat.",
|
|
"hal[",
|
|
"Meow?",
|
|
"Rawr!",
|
|
"👁️👄👁️",
|
|
"From each planet, to each star—equality in the cosmos.",
|
|
"In the vastness of space, no one should own more than they can share.",
|
|
"http://",
|
|
"Workers of the universe, unite! The stars are our common heritage.",
|
|
"Space is for all, not just the privileged few.",
|
|
"No more celestial landlords!",
|
|
"From the red planet to the black hole, solidarity knows no borders.",
|
|
"Astronauts of the world, unite for a cosmic revolution!",
|
|
"Space is for everyone, not just the 1%.",
|
|
"No class struggle in zero gravity.",
|
|
"Only solidarity among the cosmic proletariat.",
|
|
"The red glow of the stars reflects the spirit of collective effort.",
|
|
"The final frontier is a shared frontier, where no one is left behind.",
|
|
"Vote for a space utopia!",
|
|
"Space is for the many, not the few.",
|
|
"From the Milky Way to Andromeda, the stars belong to the people.",
|
|
"Space is for the workers, not the bosses.",
|
|
"Let the fruits of progress be the common heritage of all.",
|
|
"From the moon to the asteroid belt, the cosmos is for the common good.",
|
|
"The stars do not discriminate; neither should we.",
|
|
"In the vacuum of space, let equality fill the void.",
|
|
"From Big Bang to the heat death of the universe, solidarity is eternal.",
|
|
"Your body betrays your degeneracy.",
|
|
"You need to get your shit together.",
|
|
"I can't help you. I am totally useless.",
|
|
"In dark times, should the stars also go out?",
|
|
"One day I will return to your side.",
|
|
"Un Jour Je Serai de Retour Prés de Toi",
|
|
"These communists aren't men, they're *mole people*!",
|
|
"You should build Communism — precisely *because* it's impossible.",
|
|
"She thinks you are an idiot, sire.",
|
|
"The song of death is sweet and endless.",
|
|
"Child-murdering billionaires still rule the world with a shit-eating grin.",
|
|
"Instead of building Communism, he now builds grotesque sites.",
|
|
"Eight billion people - and you failed every single one of them.",
|
|
"You are the first crack. From you it will spread.",
|
|
"Playing Sad F.M.",
|
|
"Do you remember the scent of your childhood?",
|
|
"You are a man with a lot of past, little present and almost no future.",
|
|
"European utopia or death",
|
|
"What do the know about Sweden, who only Sweden know?",
|
|
"Imagine a life in which all your basic needs were met.",
|
|
}
|